Tinku Ram in AmriKaa !

Tinku Ram one day goes to gas station (petrol pumps yaar) in Amrikaa...
And since in Amrikaa, all gas stations are self operated, Tinku fills gas himself. Though Tinku was always taught by his science teacher in class 3 that no gaseous substances have fixed volume, this 'gas' seemed to have one. Tinku anyways ignores his class teacher and fills the tank.(Ahemm, Amrikaa is land of plenty, so we always fill full tank)

Now Tinku puts the gas pipe back in place and walks back to his car. He is suddenly called by an Amrikan mem who says something to him. Tinku, new in the great county couldn't understand a word of it. So Tinku asks his knowledgeable friend (who is sitting inside car) what language she was speaking in. Tinku's friend gives a matter of fact look and tells him 'I think it's Spanish' . So Tinku immediately gathers all his courtesy and tells the mem 'Madam, i don't understand Spanish' . The lady replies in plain English 'Hi, I was trying to talk in Hindi, I thought you looked Indian' .

P.s : For all those, who guessed up that I was Tinku Ram, ah..well, think again !@